If you are standing still for a while could I borrow your body for some "medical" research?

Sure why not, its bound to give you the best laugh you've had for a while.

If you are standing still for a while could I borrow your body for some "medical" research?
Believe you me Pondlife I am game for most things, flashing my saggy old body to the public wouldn't be a game, just a crime, thanks so much for the points and keep up the good work. Report Abuse

Reply:sure i`ve knackered most the parts anyhow.
Reply:will you pay me for your "research"
Reply:sure.





how much is the Compensation?





$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $





I'm a medical research ho.


I gots to be paid.


up-front.
Reply:why not...just make sure you leave the eyes alone, have a fear of going blind.
Reply:Yeah sure, say wasn't that your ears I just ran over on the interstate? Should be more careful with those things. By the way, I forgot where I left my body last, if you find it, give it back when you're done okay.
Reply:so long as it doesnt involve an anal probe sure
Reply:possibly....as long as you return it to me without any wierd growths or patches of hair etc, i'll be fine.


of course i will have to charge you $5.
Reply:no way!! your not experimenting on me!!
Reply:yes if you let me borrow your legs.....
Reply:gee would you hold it against me??